Coach John McGuirk

Coach John McGuirk is a character from the 1999 UPN (and now Adult Swim) show Home Movies

Reason's he is an anime god

 * 1) He gives Brendon bad advice.
 * 2) Voiced by H. Jon Benjamin.
 * 3) Is friends with Sheen Estevez.
 * 4) Always hates Melissa, Melissa sucks cause she is the Meg Griffin of HM.
 * 5) Appeared on an episode of Family Guy.
 * 6) He has a tattoo of a cow.

Bad qualities

 * 1) The cockblock meme